What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 02:04

-All the bad guys are black.
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why do humans sweat while stressed?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Can an astrologer predict that someone is in a physical relationship before marriage?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
Are people who cite the 2nd Amendment honestly familiar with what it establishes?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
How often do prisoners try to escape from jail/prison, and how many of them succeed?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
From Russia With Love
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What do people aim for when they meditate, and how do they do it properly?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Can one still satisfy the desires of Black women with a more discreet endowment?"?
Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.